Curing depression in robots.

Any ideas?

And for the record, I'm asking for a friend of mine.

[ that's only half true. ]

So.

I have this sister, right?

She's pretty hot. Kinda cute, ridiculously shy.

And here's the best part.

She's Single.

Not only is she single, she swings both ways.

So ladies and gents, if you're interested in a potential committed relationship with a girl with bunny ears, let me know. I'll hook you and this sister of mine up.